A lazy, incompetent middle school teacher who hates her job, her students, and her co-workers is forced to return to teaching to make enough money for breast implants after her wealthy fiancé dumps her.
When her wealthy fiancé breaks it off, gold digger Elizabeth Halsey returns to middle school: shes an awful teacher but wants to save for breast-implant surgery. She brightens when Scott, a new teacher, turns out to be rich, and she stops showing films and sleeping in class when told theres a bonus for the teacher whose class scores highest on the state exam. Her competition for Scott and the bonus is cheery and tightly wound Amy. Amy digs for dirt on Elizabeth who cheats her way toward Scotts bed and the money. Honesty with students seems to be her only skill. She ignores Russell, a droll gym teacher, who looks on. Will she succeed with Scott and get those new breasts?
Ready to marry into money, teaching is a passable past-time for Elizabeth (), but when her fiancé dumps her for being a gold-digger, teaching becomes her only option. This school year introduces a new young teacher whom everybody seems to be in love with. Since he seems to be in love with big chests, Elizabeth has to find a way to pay for breast implants. Shell do whatever it takes, including stealing from her students or stealing for her students. Shell do even more once a perky, over-achieving teacher starts getting in her way.